From the library of “people with way too much time on their hands” comes this great little guide to shooting rubber bands. Since no one else will do it, Tim Morgan has picked up the challenge and really run with it.
Because of a serious lack in government funding on topics such as the Study of the History of Rubber Band Shooting, not much is known about this yet compelling field. If you need to take a class to keep your GPA up, you’ve found your course. The textbooks are thin and jokes are numerous!
As far as the cutting-edge bandohistorians know, rubber band shooting started only a few decades after the first half-decent rubber bands were manufactured. It was a boon to mischevious kids: the worries of the slingshot were gone. You could easily conceal the weapon, you didn’t have to load it up before shooting, and the number of delivery methods provided effective warfare in any situation.
Rubber band shooting has come a long way from its early and pathetic roots. Kids would take the rubber band, mount it on their thumb, and shoot. This would lead to instability in flight and painful misfires, especially for chronic shooters.
Also, the Atlantic wrote an article today about Morgan and his answer to a question about airplane cockpits on Quora. He, the author explains, is part of a trend of people who inject unexpected passion into topics that would otherwise appear dry and boring.
It used to be that a key ingredient in human knowledge was the suppression of human passion. From science’s method to journalism’s, people claimed authority by proving how little they were able to care about the knowledge they were creating. But that’s changing, and quickly. Increasingly, it’s passion itself — messy, quirky, productive passion — that is guiding what, and how, we know.
Everyone occupies their own little niche on the web and Morgan is no exception, carving out a little world of information he finds valuable to himself and feels the rest of the world should know about. These are some of my favorite kind of people.
Guide to Shooting Rubber Bands.